Lifted from the badly written pages of Marvel or DC Comics comes the most benign villain in the world, Bryan Johnson, a multimillionaire who has been working on attempting to de-age himself so he can live forever. He made his millions with a sports betting app called Braintree and has been using his wealth to search for the chemical elixir that will reverse aging. Having so far failed to deliver this immortality to himself, the cheesy benign villain is now turning to shock therapy of the penis in an attempt to rejuvenate his sex life.
Johnson serves as a perfect metaphor of Utopian thinking that always, when executed, produces dystopian results. The wanna-be immortal has chosen to settle for keeping his equipment downstairs functioning for short-term pleasure and then to define his “success” at immortality at being able to function sexually in a body that, without his “super powers” would probably have not needed the shock therapy in the first place.
It is almost as if he created the problem that he’s now solving and wants to be admired for doing so. It is almost as if he’s a leftist government sabotaging its own economy with its anti-human practices and now proposes settling for simply having the pleasure of dying for the good of the whole as being the utopia promised in the first place.
In abortion culture, it is understood that children sacrifice themselves for the parents, not the other way around. Our benign villain perfectly reflects that spirit when using his 17-year-old son’s blood as an attempt to live forever. Kill the past and freeze the future. If that sentiment sounds like leftism, that seeks to destroy tradition (because systemic evil boogeymen mostly invented by the left) and “end history,” then you’d be catching on to why Johnson made it on to Freedomist pages.
Johnson alleges he is reversing the aging process, now appearing to look 36 when he’s 45, yet he needs electric Viagra now to function fully as a human being. It almost appears as if his magic is only surface utopia, where the outside looks good but the inside is rotting to its core, like white-washed tombs that look pretty outside but inside are just rotting bones.
He says of his experiments, “We are testing whether it improves total time nighttime erections, subjective sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, and medical imaging-based penile markers.”
Rock on, benign villain, rock on.
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