No, the Scale Model of Blue Origin’s Rocket Is Not an Operable Dildo
From futurism.com
2021-08-26 14:15:37
Victor Tangermann
Excerpt:
Model rocket maker Estes has released a 1/66 scale model of Blue Origin’s dick-shaped New Shepard rocket — and we are here to warn you that whatever it looks like, it is not an operable sex toy.
No, folks, this plastic object that bears a striking resemblance to a penis is not meant to pleasure oneself.
That’s in spite of its sticker price of $69.99, which admittedly sounds like a crude joke. But just to reiterate, as far as we can tell, it’s serious. It just happens to be based on a rocket that, to the bemusement of experts, looks a lot like a dong.
To be fair, as far as model rockets go, it’s kinda awesome. The model can be launched 400 feet into the air — if you’re willing to shell out extra for the launch pad, an electronic launch controller, engines, and some wadding for recovery, which all works out to a total of $109.99.
